Friday, March 2, 2012

Subway's motto is Eat Fresh and their bread comes frozen and a rant on false advertizing

Seriously its a lump of batter encased in plastic wrap. not exactly "fresh". im not saying the subs arent good, but false advertizing is false advertizing. not that getting a sandwich handed by a member of the bloods or crips is the best food choice. they use those little bread cutting knives as shivs and they play hardcore gangsta rap in the back room. It's a family company. at least it isnt drive thru in those cases you have the gangs using those pull up windows for drug dealing. in one case a customer pulled up got his order..gave the person a pill..the person then crushed it and put it in the shake of the next person in line...people watchout..its prison rules out there..just never eat fast food you just cant trust a gangsta at the window...check for big gold earings and jail house those cases you might not want them handing you a sunday with a snap on lid.

false advertizing is perhaps the most popular techniq1ue used by bad cut throat companies that hustled and monopolized their way to the top. sadly false advertizements are everywhere. thy techniq1ue is even done by schools. colleges are major culprits of false advertizing both on their websites and in their brochures and even in person. in which guided tours are done late sunday and taken through a careful path that winds its way through the campus"this is our advanced technology center and our arts and sciences hall" ladee fucking day two blocks over is fucking gang land..they have packs of fraternity members that dont do shit but look for kids to deal drugs to. in some cases properties that face some city campuses are well taken care of with fresh lawns and good upkeep while the next block over there are slums and condemned houses..but i mean if you're just driving up for the day to look at the place gee whiz what a nice area..we'll definitely go here..cha ching...  brochures of the campus may show you an idyllic scene. or they may work angles such as showing a particular building in the background with fresh blooming flowers in the foreground against a perfect blue sky. These are not accurate reflections of the campus just like mccdonalds adds are not accurate reflections of the food. lets cut through the fog, quit blowing smoke...enough of the gray area...its lying to people. they lie to people.  they "false advertise" thats a very complex term for saying they lie to us..  those fast food adds are lies. those adds make you think their shit is better than it actually is. however, you would think that schools would be above such loathsome tactics but that would be so naive. colleges are businesses even the state ones..especially the state ones.  some city campuses have drug dealers on every floor. poor security, graffiti, dirty overpriced decrepit facilities with solicitors hanging up adds for pyramid schemes.. then these places are photographed by photographers that use the same airbrushing techniques on places that they use on people. a little whitening of the teeth, removal of blemishes, a shade here and there to accent bone structure a little blush etc etc. they do the same thing when they photograph a school for a brochure. they remove the flaws and look to exaggerate any qualities. its not fucking honest. but hey if it looks like a hole maybe you won't be so willing to pay so much to go there..right? some people are sold though and they get a great impression just from looking through a brochure. False advertising works and a lot of companies do it.. because it makes money they don't care if it's unethical because it makes money and that's how badbusiness works..they'll sell you a shitty car.they'll tell you how great it is how awesome the sound system is how its realiable and bla bla bla and then the transmission explodes in the middle of the road...these places are not to provide a service but to make money through a service. take a look at the fast food giants they didnt get to be billion dollar companies in every nation around the world by being ethical they killed their way to the top and they made a killing. they have frankenstein hormone bred animals fed the cheapest grool around that they battered in additives to addict you and took your american dollars for them which they bought for pennies. fast food is cheap sure and your still getting ripped off. sure a lot of the business is unethical but thats how they get to the top so when you preach to them that false advertising is unethical youre just in their way youre some nature boy, faggot foo foo that wants vegan food etc etc etc like i said some of these drive thrus are used for drug dealing and management turns and looks the other way and then takes a cut. do you know how much garbage these businesses generate with disposable cups? is it ethical..who cares to them they put their advertisements ON THEIR GARBAGE so whenever there's some trash blowing in the wind out their you get a nice miniature billboard reminder of good ol' mcdonalds. is using litter a means of advertising ethical? who cares remember. they got to the top by not being ethical. until 75 percent of the hamburger restaurants out there are gone and the only ones that remain are the ones that are monopolizing on the market. because they killed the competition. is that ethical? who cares they aren't practicing ethics at all. so the only ones that are left are ones that copied their cut throat tactics. so you have no more burger restaurants but you have a mcdonalds across from a burger king. and they essentially go back and forth copying their dirty tactics. advertize on does it now burger king does it. using hormones in the beef burger king does it mcdonalds starts doing it. playgrounds in the stores, mcdonalds does it burger king follows suit. false advertizing mccdonalds does it, so now burger does it, wendys does it, fucking pizza hut does it, subway does it. until 90 percent of the places to get somthing to eat are unethical dishonest shitty businesses that have some gangsta hand you an overpriced animal that lived a tortured existence full of additives literally to addict you into coming back irregardless of the health complications or any other ethical concerns. there are people literally addicted to fast food literally like people addicted to cigarettes or people addicted to booze or people addicted to fucking gambling. They are deliberately addicted to it..these companies are the same fucking thug pushers out there on the streets and they love to hire those fucks right out of the ghettos to work for the sell their shit.."yo you got served yo! get yo'self a mcgrittle homey..dat cheese burger is delicious!" you should hear these niggas sell that shit.. Is it ethical to addict people to somthing to increase your business? who cares theyre not practicing what's ethical theyre trying to rob people of their pay.. more addicts means more money and they murder their own customers. is that ethical? is it ethical to sell someone something in such a way that it kills them who cares they aren't practicing what's ethical. that person had dollars in his or her pocket and that's the bottom line around these tyrants and they have workers that they treat like shit as well workers that the other workers or other managers hustle and play like its a fucking prison.."clean dat shit real fast.yo you got customy move yer bitch ass! mufucker!" customers that they treat like shit as well as stock that they treat like shit. then when the cow farm starts to stink of shit the cheapest way to take care of it is to hose it into a local creek or river. not ethical but cheap. now factories that had many toxic byproducts use to put their wastes in the river as well. they did it so much lake erie became in hazardly toxic some people even said that you could ignite it. those factories are all in india now and the Ganges is toxic as hell to, but what america is still doing is industrial farming and instead of chemical byproducts that cause things like cancer and mutations which is why 1 out of 3 of you will probably have cancer by the time you retire they generate biological wastes.
SHIT loaded with parasites into the water. so instead of cancer say hello to parasites and swine flus, because their way of disposing it is putting it in a river and letting the river carry it away someplace else for someone else to take care of it..and that in return cuts down disposal costs. IS that ethical? WHO CARES they aren't in the business of practicing ethics...I am being should care..that's your food you pay for's the business in your world. Maybe to the rich it's a good thing..that fast food serves a function to feed the poor. the rich eat free range prime cut medium rare steak...still bloody while we overcook our meat because of all the fucking bacteria we don't even taste the blood anymore we throw on some ketchup. the rich get richer the poor get poorer..the cost of this world. so who cares if subway engages in false makes you feel better about what youre dont mind that lump of frozen bread so much. Thats better than what the poor get, digging around in fucking garbages, so enjoy it..the glass is half full...there is a bargain in it after all...because it's slightly more nutritious than the bills you exchanged it for. you got yourself a deal. Eat should at least say "Eat partially fresh" right? do get meat and vegetables from a the bread may be a frozen lump of coal..but the rest of the meal is at least partially fresh..Subway..."eat partially fresh" The fact is subway is the solution to the health crisis caused by Mcdonalds, Burger King, Wendys, Pizza hut and the other fast food giants out there whose motto was give them what they want...and only what they want..because they loaded their shit with saturated fats from grease and sugar...meanwhile they had absolutely no nutritional know why? Because nutrition ain't cheap and it takes time..the fast food population needs to get their asses back to work. It's appropriate these days to talk about big tobacco as the monster that it is...but for some reason someone suffering from ailments caused by eating fast food cannot sue. When people eat regularly at these places like say for breakfast they get a grease hashbrown, sausages covered in corn syrup maple syrup...slathered with cheese...and then to get them going after that meal that would labor anyone they get a huge cup of their already clogged heart is now getting drugs to jump start it to get them moving...Jesus christ cant we just do what the French do and give ourselves enough time to prepare a non fryalated meal..where we dont need speed to get us moving after its all gone. These fast foods are so shitty and they are responsible for fat kids and heart attacks...there have been cases with obese people who were actually malnourished..because their shitty cheap fast food diet was giving them fats and sugars and nothing fibers etc wonder they were fucking hungry all the time..their bones and body were starving for nourishment not just that fucking happy fix. Subway seems to be the solution to this massive health epidemic caused by these fast food assholes..because they got rid of the grease okay..they wont fryalate the shit its not fried..and the vegetables are partially fresh so hey you actually get some they tell fat people who are on a diet of burger king to eat subway and theyll lose weight...because subway is in the same market as fast food the 6 to 10 dollar a meal 30 minutes for lunch range but theyve healthified it to keep from killing the least until their turkey slices start giving us some fucking mold in our lower intestines. Eat Frresh America...because by our standards that shit is fresh. The consumers and the livestock get the same shitty treatment for the profit margin. Their blood for our sweat. These food companies should be taken to court. Turns out its cheaper to just give us only what we want and nothing that we need. Then to supplement that with coffee or icing. Then when americans start turning fat and blind but at the same time are still not nourished...with sick livers and hearts from the caffeine..then we have been double fucked...mutants with fat reserves all over our bodies who are at the same time starving. Thats the price you pay for a 5 dollar meal. But hey eventually the industry comes around..once a million americans go blind in or have heart attacks or drop dead..they come out with a hunk of frozen bread with some semi fresh vegetables and some deli meat and its the next best fuckin thing...SUBWAY our savior.. and hey it takes the same amount of time to prepare as fast food..with that little sandwhich assembly line they have there for the sub technicians...and voila a 5 dollar meal that is still kind of slightly bad for you but its not going to kill you. you wish you could Eat Fresh but you need your meal ready to eat in 5 minutes because you only have 10 minutes to eat it. Then down your energy drink or soda...the lunchtime equivalent of coffee. lucky subways meals dont have the greases that plug up the heart you are jump starting with stimulants...we live in a society that is so unhealthy peoples hearts die before their bodies do..before their bodies are even ready to die the hearts in them die..because they strain themselves to move that thick greasy blood through their chambers..and they are also tired as hell from being jacked with stimulants like caffeine and nicotine that tire them out. you would think when people started dropping dead from this shit enough would be enough and the country would slow the fuck down and go back to the drawing board and fix the work day because its killing us...but no we gotta race with the Chinese..The people who are dying are considered worth less than the profits being made off of them, but hey if you reduce the saturated fats that come from frying the food you can get a few more miles out of their EAT FRESH AMERICA!! even though the food isn't fucking fresh..hurray EAT FRESH! sorry if im a cynic but when you have obese people who are also starving to have doubly fucked somebody. But they also have cows crammed into stalls fed corn meal all day..standing in their own shit. They pump them full of hormones to produce more meat and antibiotics to keep the diseases from the shit they are standing in from killing them..then they execute them and sell them. I'm not against killing animals..but I want the animal I kill and eat to at least have a life before I eat it. Thats what makes it nourishing..thats why free range cattle is a higher grade and more expensive because they get to move around and eat fresh grass..they aren't just eating grool in a warehouse all day, but thats the value of fast food meat because the cheaper it is the more profit comes out of those dollars they sell it for. so freeze it...fry it..and cheese it, but what goes around comes around...and people end up getting no nourishment from the meat and getting the same end of the same dirty stick. Is it ethical? hardly. I believe a civilization should practice ethics and not just do whatever makes the most profit, but the Greeks are probably considered to be "those fags in dresses" Ethics? why that's just "bitching" this is capitalism..hands off our markets..let em lower all our standards of living so that they can raise theirs,...bravo america..take your subway and shove it up your sucks. id rather eat the fucking squirrels.  Jesus christ at least there is some blood to be gotten out of thanks i dont want the aspartame low fat mayo...i want blood and hormones and adrenaline and all those good things those animals make.  i dont want zombie beef from some fucking cow that does nothing but sits in a stall in its own shit eating processed corn grain..waiting to die..i want an animal that is alert..thats blood is animal that is out there living so that when i get it i get that life. not this fucking assembly line processed bullshit.  god we need sustenance the food giants think we need energy..we need fucking sugar mixed with caffeine to get us going..a big fountain drink to pile on top of their cheap shit to get as the dew folks! get stimulants into those veins..look at have eyes in front of your head..and sharp teeth you need blood people.  the rich eat it rare..but their beef isnt full of fucking worm eggs and thats the shit we get and cook to death.  christ out of the fucking freezer and into the fryer..what happened to eating fresh..cause friends subway aint eating fresh..what an insult..eating fresh is right after the kill..eating fresh is eating right after the animal died..taking a bite of its heart while its still fucking beating..thats eating fresh..  you've never eaten fresh in your're probably scared to by now..,.oh eating animals is bad and bla bla bla "we need meat thats in a plastic wrapper and thats what creepy hannibal lecter does"..unbelievable.  im sure the thought of eating an animals heart makes your stomach turn while you salivate for that fast food pay for that shit "subway."  with your money. you make those businesses should spend your lunch break catching squirrels..but you people are too conservative to do that shit..and what does the left teach you not to hurt a thing right..don't ever hurt a cute little animal no don't kill anything you domesticated human you..killing an animal is wrong!  leave the killing up to our factories they do it "humanely" those animals suffer like hell being in stalls all day all month all year with machines hooked up to their teets but when we kill them we do it humanely...thou shalt not kill thou shalt pay for your food..thou shalt be a lamb like jesus and get fleeced...fucking unbelievable country. im sure people would be arrested and hospitalized for killing and eating birds or squirrels..the mental hygeine nazis would step in and so this is not good for the fast food corporations... "eat fresh" subway..sure thing actually id rather use this frozen bread to wipe my ass. how about i eat fresh for real and avoid your fucking horrible corporate sure subway's ceos eat fresh. they're eating steak and salad on their leisurely lunch break the rest of us are on the clock..we need our food prepared fast and we need to scarf and chug it down and get back to work for the company.  with a belly full of frozen bread and caffeine in our veins.  now if you're hungry enough subway is delicious....but something is missing from this corporate food....  they advertize this lame food as if its the most succulent delicious well prepared meal out there and its fucking deli cuts on frozen bread with some mayo squirted out of a bottle. but theyve got their advertisement wizards to take pictures of it that induce craving...sodas with condensation beading on the can oooohhh ooooooooo its so REFRESHING..i just came for it.  burger shows these close ups of the beef being "flame" broiled..glistening meat..they show it up close so it's right in your face..these adds are often loud or attention grabbing to get right in your seize attention.  thanks company. you're advertisements are false and obnoxious. and theyre always targeting younger demographics..using cartoon characters and toys putting playgrounds in the stores and using fucking puppets in their i kid i used to want to go to mcdonalds to play in the ball pit and get some batman shit...then they promote the movie..the movie promotes the food..big loud batman commercials..alfred asks batman if he has eaten yet the camera zooms in "Ill get drive thru!" then he takes off in the batmobile..that commercial in the movie is supposed to be funny or cool when its just a plug for McDonalds..thanks a kid i looked up to batman i read all his comics watched his cartoon and the hero i looked up to sold me shit..gee whiz thanks.  thats like these sports stars that just sell shit to their fans.  have some chewing tobacco and bud light folks! buy my sneakers!  watch my homerun fly right over those billboards!  i think michael phelps was in an add for subway. ..its healthy right he was on a wheaties box selling that shit.  i mean if batman gets drive thru then im going to too!  lets go to mcdonalds to get the limited edition batman mugs!  it gets us to try that delicious food that brings us back...and they got people buying it EVERY FUCKING DAY...lines of cars...funding all that marketing all that bullshit to sell sell sell sell.  my parents used to get me burger king everyday after school..i would sit and eat my burger king and watch after school cartoon programming. batman nickelodeon..already sitting in front of the fucking tube in front of hours of commercials.  we revert back to that as adults..its comfortable. get some fast food and watch tv. no fucking thanks. my time is more valuable then just sitting in the comfort of my own home and willingly watching a company's adds for some cheap stupid entertainment that tries to sell the audience more and more and more..speaking of false advertising have you seen the trailers for these movies that make the movie look some work of art and it sells you on seeing it so you buy the ticket and the movie fucking sucks...yeah looks like once they sell the ticket the movie doesnt even fucking matter. its all about the "trailer" they build up hype with an amazing trailer..and the movie is a stupid piece of shit filled with adds and bullshit..turns out false advertizing is everywhere..the fucking food you buy..the products you buy..the clothes you buy..the universities you attend the businesses out there..the company's falsely advertise themselves they have these wholesome loving caring public relations campaigns.  these factory farms where our meat comes from where these animals stand around in their shit getting their tits pumped by some minimum wage farm hand on meth show you some idyllic old barn on a piece of beautiful pasture with a cow grazing..most of these animals dont even graze they eat from troffs in stalls in a warehouse..eating a factory gruel of old corn..
what are we in la la land because of this we think we these companies and their industries are better than they actually are? well not all of us but they sure want it that way. their operations are shitty at best but they want us approving.  hell without all that pr the public might stop.  maybe i dont want this milk because that slave animal you drain everyday stands in its own pay the milkers jack shit you pay the employees who stock the shelves jack shit..maybe this milk isnt that good. maybe i dont want it.  no they show their farms as idyllic and they encourage their employees to always be cheery around customers. well when you aren't around we are tired and miserable in those stores but when a customer is around we're trained to be happy and cheery.  its fucking warped. guess were false advertising ourselves now. maybe the middle classes that don't work in those superstores know how it really is because theyre comfortable they dont know how hard were worked and how little we're paid and when they come in the store we act fake happy around them and they think gee whiz this place isnt so bad to work for. well were strongly encouraged to follow those orders like be happy around the customers or else we get fired.  because maybe if you saw how the workers were treated how the whole operation works you might might choose to not support such an operation and abandon those businesses like a bad habit...until the word gets out...

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