michael jackson wants the children of the world on stimulants

cant sell em cigarettes yet..hell mix caffeine in some sugar water.who can they use to lure those kids into the van with this candy? why its the....

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hurray!

caffeine nicotine,,,whtever smoke one drink the other itll get those folks who just cant stand the taste of coffee but need those stimulants to work at an unhealthily fast pace..just make sure they crash off clock

HURRAY!...our prince! selling stimulants to all the children of the world..because he cares about them oh so much...oh michaal!(wipes away a tear) you're such a hero!!!